Thou shalt wipe down thy bathroom surfaces before thy guests arrive.
Thou shalt not use thy unwashed fingers to taste test thy gravy.
Thou shalt allow thy guests to bring significant others.
Thou shalt offer thy guests thy leftovers to take home.
Thou shalt forgive the breakage of thy “good” wine glasses.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s mother-in-law suite.
Thou shalt not make a big fuss over the cost of thy recent renovations.