Well I hate to tell you this but, unless you’re ridiculously good-looking or somehow magical, you probably won’t in your lifetime. But the second-best (third-best? Fourth-best?) option is to take a peek into the bedrooms of celebrities, which is what Architectural Digest did last month. After looking at these drool-worthy boudoirs, you’re going to curse your parents for not making you into a Disney Channel child star which you could have parlayed into a lifetime of B-list success and diet pill endorsements. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Jennifer Aniston:
Mariah Carey:
Elton John and David Furnish:
Will Ferrell:
Will and Jada Smith:
Hank Azaria:
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne:
Brooke Shields:
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi:
Images: www.architecturaldigest.com